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The Devil's Bath
Somewhere in the 17th century, in a secluded village, a depressed woman finds a way to commit suicide without going to hell for it
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05-09-2024
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A slow burner, perhaps not even horror, but engaging nonetheless
This movie is very slow, with pacing aligned to the lifestyle and rituals of the village, adding to a suffocating and bleak yet authentic atmosphere, whilst slowly building an ominous atmosphere. Would a tad more horror events have improved this? Perhaps.Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga
The backstory of that one girl from that other Mad Max movie
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Wittenberg
05-09-2024
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More motor mayhem that doesn't rattle
I am not am really into this franchise, but it always provides entertaining and raw gasoline action. The same can be said for this one, but somehow it didn't really grab or excite me. Perhaps because I didn't find this character was in need of a backstory, so there's nothing to do but shrug.In a Violent Nature
A serial killer/monster is accidently awoken from his grave
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Wittenberg
22-08-2024
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A different slasher with a lot going for it
The perspective from the point of the killer really made this rather interesting. Even the very long walks through the woods worked for me, adding to a hypnotic and ominous atmosphere. Add some painful and gory kills with relentless camera focus and this becomes rather successful.Twisters
After a trauma caused by a Hurricane accident, a scientist reluctantly returns to do more dangerous hurricane research
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Wittenberg
21-08-2024
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God this is annoying
My God these self content tornado junky's, screaming yihaa as they drive into a Hurricane, are annoying! I didn't buy anything that happens in this movie, was constantly annoyed and just didn't feel any thrill at all. Sometimes, a movie presses all the wrong buttons.Alien:romulus
A group if miners fly to an abandoned spacestation, hoping it is their way out ot there
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Wittenberg
20-08-2024
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Entertaining, but great alien props and sights are not enough
While I adored the future retro space tech design, I cannot help but feeling mostly disappointed. Firstly there's the teenagers (who somehow know to operate a goddamn spacestation) but mostly it failed to be much more than another cat and mouse game in dark steamy hallways.The Thin Red Line
In worldwar 2, an American platoon tries to conquor a Japanese mountain
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Wittenberg
16-08-2024
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A decent war pic with some tricks up it's sleeve that only partly work
This movie sets out reasonably intensive combat, with emphasis on the decisions in the command structure. What sets the movie apart is frequent footage of nature, and voiceovers reading poetic contemplations. It sets the movie apart, but was quite vague and hard to follow.Longlegs
FBI agent with psychic tendecies tries to solve a case of a serial killer who never seems to be at the scene of the crime
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Wittenberg
15-08-2024
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Almost great
While I did not find it lived up to the hype, I did find that is as quite a unique combination of crime/thriller and supernatural horror, with a remarkable atmosphere and some good moments. But I can't shake the feeling that with only some minor changes, it would have been a classic.The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare
About a daring ww2 sabotage mission, apparently exectued by the first ever special forces?
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Wittenberg
11-08-2024
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Entertaining but hardly realistic or thrilling
The laidback assaults, accompanied by jazz music and british humor, make for an original and entertaining war movie, but also mean it never gets really thrilling. These guys don't even duck as they raid an enemy base; they just walk in, shoot from the hip, hit everything, never get hit. Hmmmm.Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire
They need Godzilla to help Kong in middle earth or something
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Wittenberg
11-08-2024
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Awful movie. How did my hero Rebecca end up here?
A convoluted mess, stuffed with all kinds of monsters in a hysteric script that is allover the place and introduces something new in every scene. It's so bad that they needed a character who is there solely for exposition, constantly explaining what the hell is going on.Napoleon
The rise and fall of his battles and relationship
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Wittenberg
08-08-2024
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This epic was right for me
From the corner of my eye, I read that there are all sorts of historical errors and problems with this movie, which may very well be the case. For me though, it checked the right boxes for an impressive epic: great actors, outstanding visuals, beautiful costumes and a slowish but gripping script.Thor: Love and Thunder
In confronting a new menace to all of the gods, Thor gets help form an old love
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Wittenberg
08-08-2024
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Appearantly Thor is not to be taken seriously
A curious product where noon seemed to care anymore, and they just cooked up a ridiculous, corny and over the top comedy where every idea and fart was greenlighted. It's either painful and preposterous, or it will slowly get to you and make you chuckle uncontrollably.Nobody
A man, caught in the daily family grind, snaps after a burgary and gets into war with the Russian mob
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Wittenberg
23-07-2024
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First part good, second part amusing but unconvincing action
Initially was quite excited, as this felt like an interesting variation of Falling Down, with a normal man snapping and no longer caring. But then it turns into John Wick mode, where he endlessly escapes bullets from mindless goons - if they shoot at all. This was the lesser part.Lost Highway
A saxophone player gets sucked into an ever stranger murder case, involving a femme fatal
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Wittenberg
22-07-2024
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Filmnoir with a some absurdity - which I wanted to like more.
Maybe these film-noir type of movies are just not be cup of tea, but I had trouble getting into this, and Pullman, with his single-expression stonerface, wasn't helping. The weird twists and turns were nice though, as was the lovely Arquette. But I felt I was missing something.Verliefd op Bali
A mother and her two daughters go to Bali to process grandma's death, and their cursed proceedings in love
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Wittenberg
22-07-2024
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Slightly amusing but deserved to be great
This is not a movie I would normally watch, so I'll try to be fair. The story provides fruitful soil for comical situations, a stab at Bali tourism and has room for some deeper explorations. It's all there, it kinda works, but it's also lukewarm, lacking a sharp script to make it pop.Appleseed Alpha
A soldier and her cyborg compagnion assist a mysterious girl in a post war world
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Wittenberg
21-07-2024
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Some cool graphics served rather plainly
Unfamiliar with the anime backstory, I had to take it as it was. I really liked some of the visuals, and the story was descent enough. But it failed to make a real impact, it all felt kind of flat and 1 dimensional. Some good supporting music was suspiciously absent or mixed in way too soft.Starfish (2018)
While grieving for her friend, a mysterious code unlocks.. the end of the world?
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Wittenberg
21-07-2024
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A balancing act
At times I found this mysterious, arty and dreamy slow burner, nicely flavored with a dash of horror and science fiction, intriguing and pretty. At other times I found it pretentious, sleep-inducing and pointless. I suspect most will only find it one of these.The Acolyte
A Starwars crime detective story involving twins with a mysterious origins and a hunger for revenge against the jedi
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Wittenberg
19-07-2024
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An unnecessary, unremarkable and average starwars show
I did not think it was AS bad as the internet thought it was, but I did think it was extremely average on all counts. Most noticeably, you can only shrug when it's over because it doesn't feel like a starwars story, it didn't need to be, and it doesn't seem to affect it any way.'71
Amidst the religous wars in Belfast, a soldier gets left behind on the wrong side of town
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Wittenberg
18-07-2024
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A solid manhunt
Tension runs high as both the people who hunt him down, as those that try to rescue him, are involved in shady groups and alliances. It's a well made, tense movie with some hefty moments. Ultimately is more a manhunt than a political commentary, which is probably for the better.Begotten
Extremely grainy footage of extemely disturbing stuff happening
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Wittenberg
17-07-2024
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A curious and unstelling project that intrigues
The disturbing and intriguing images, presented on extremely deteriorated film with nausea inducing sounds, make this almost unbearable (had to turn down the brightness), which I guess was the idea. One of those movies that will live with you. I think that's good.I.S.S.
Russians and American inhabitants of ISS can no longer trust each other when a war breaks out on between their countries
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Wittenberg
16-07-2024
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A nice idea done nicely
The movie mostly plays out as you'd expect and is reasonably exciting, but nerve wrecking it is not. Similarly, effects and acting are also decent enough, but nothing truly impressive. So yeh, an entertaining, original yet average scifi flick it is.247°F
Three kids get locked in a sauna.
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Wittenberg
07-07-2024
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Execution a bit lacklustre, but what an idea
As a horror, it is kind of so-so. The script lacks finesse to really make us feel the heat, and the characters are not likable enough to care and share the anguish. The idea of it though, is quite sensational, and had me pondering what I what do, so it does give something.Godzilla Minus One
A disillusioned kamikaze pilot gets a change to redeem himself when Godzilla comes
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Wittenberg
06-07-2024
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Not everyone thinks it is a masterpiece
Frankly, I was quite surprised at all the praise this movie got. Yes, it looks okay and is probably true to the real Godzilla stuff, but I found the terribly enacted drama in between a slog to get through, the tactics to defeat Godzilla ridiculous and it just wasn't terrifying to me.I Saw the TV Glow
A boy befriends a girl with a common fascination for a TV show, that slowly seems to interfere with their sense of reality
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Wittenberg
04-07-2024
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A beautiful but unclear trip
A rather unique movie, both in terms of the story and the presentation of it. The characters are sympathetic, the happenings are pleasantly weird and the music is beautiful. But I don't think I really understood the movie, and wonder if it could have been more touching if I did.Light
Two woman crashland seperately on a moon and try to find a son and stay away from danger lurking in the dark/myst
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Wittenberg
03-07-2024
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This might be the most boring movie I know
If you have no money for sets, it's worth a try to situate everything on a dark cloudy planet and do only closeups. But for that to work, you need great actors and an even better script. Alas, this movie has neither, and turned out to be a torturous boredom fest of people in big helmets talking.Avgrunden
An earthquake hits a small town in Sweden
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Wittenberg
02-07-2024
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A fair smalltown disaster movie lacking tension
The small town vibes and small group of focus people are quite refreshing, making this disaster movie more relatable and personal than bombastic Hollywood destruction. But I did not find the script particularly inspired, and some of the scenes go on way too long without being tense.Three Thousand Years of Longing
A woman releases a genie, and together they ponder their lives in trying to find out what wishes to make
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Wittenberg
28-06-2024
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Conversations done right
The movie mixes some philosophy, history and fantasy, but above all is quite a chatty intellectual movie about longing and purpose. But is remains accessible, and never gets heavy handed due to it's lighthearted atmosphere.Mars Express
A detective and her (robot?) partner go to Mars to solve a crime
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Wittenberg
28-06-2024
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Interesting but a little too tame for me
While there is a lot to like, such as the mature atmosphere and the razor sharp visuals, I ultimately was slightly underwhelmed. I thought it could have been bigger and bolder, with more badass music, action and standout moments.Civil War
Journalists on a roadtrip to try and reach their destination in the midst of an American civil war
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Wittenberg
24-06-2024
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High tension war drama but finding the message may be difficult
The neutral viewpoint of the journalists, and no explanation who is fighting who and why, is a smart move to make this about fear and war, not choosing sides. There is constant tension in the air. The downside of it that I am not really sure what the movie is trying to say.Sous La Seine (Under Paris)
There's a shark in the Seine, a scientist being ignored, an ignorant major and some tiktok kids making things worse
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Wittenberg
16-06-2024
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Why so serious
The main problem is that it takes it's premise rather seriously, which makes all illogical, nonsensical and sometimes preposterous events stick out like a sore thumb. So now it's neither tense shark horror nor a fun spoof.John Wick Chapter 4
To really break free from his curse of violence, John must challenge a higher up member of the table
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Wittenberg
15-06-2024
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An even bigger dose of the same. I am slowly checking out.
With the familiar stylistics, even longer John Wick style fighting, and some memorable scenes, this should satisfy the fans. For me personally, I am not sure I was really excited by it, because it is so excessive, and the way the bad guys wait with shooting, or miss, or both, is getting conspicuous.Girl House
A woman decides to work in a house loaded with camera's for online viewers, but one viewer is evil and knows where the house is....
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Wittenberg
15-06-2024
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Decent idea worthy of better execution.
After some snappy titles, a surprisingly strong backstory of the killer, the quality kind of plummets. The main character seems miscasted (I didn't buy her taking up this job), the tension is half baked and the slashing is all a bit so-so. Everything being broadcasted is a nice idea though.Prospect
Two space people go to a planet to collect some precious goods, end up having to cooperate with enemies in order to leave the planet again
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Wittenberg
12-06-2024
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Almost a gem showing budget is secundary. Almost.
While the movie clearly shows a limited budget, some cool space graphics, a well directed landing scene, the future retro space suits and the overall dreamy vibe all generate an interesting atmosphere. A slightly more exciting and tight script could have made it a hidden gem indeed.Constellation
An astronaut survives an accident in the ISS, but once back on earth things don't seem to be the same. Not exactly.
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Wittenberg
10-06-2024
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Great scifi puzzler
I quite liked these series, as they successfully mix time/dimensional trickery, science fiction, quantum oddities, a dash of horror and some interesting characters played by great actors. It's looking good and the weirdness is pleasing while never becoming convoluted.Masters of the Air
About the '100th' bombardment group during the ww2
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Wittenberg
07-06-2024
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Ultimately a disappointment
I found it hard to connect with the characters, who come across over-scripted, over-directed and over-concerned with being handsome. I got tired of the bar scenes where they are clever and witty, and it all comes across as a bit thin, uninspired and done better elsewhere. Even the flight scenes.Atlas
A mech army goes to a distant planet to take down a rogue AI droid threatening the world
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Wittenberg
07-06-2024
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Enjoyable brainless action
There are quiet a few problems with this over-the-top flick. Most notably the main character, who is either written weird, played weird, or both. But I have to say, as scifi action pulp I found it quite entertaining and good looking, and it features some of the best mech scenes I know.April 9th
A Danish military squad on bicycles is facing impossible odds when Germany attacks Denmark during worldwar two.
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Wittenberg
04-06-2024
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A remarkable and effective war story
I found this movie quite effective. The way the soldiers, on their bicycles with a handful of bullets, confront armored tanks almost elicits pity, and the plain way is is shot makes it feel pure and non-sensationalist. Too bad the emotional connection with the guys remains limited.Suitable Flesh
A psychiatrist comes into contact with a boy who seems to contain an evil spirit looking for more host bodies
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Wittenberg
29-05-2024
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Embarrassing
A movie that feels so terribly out of date in terms of feel, screenplay and acting that it becomes embarrassing to look at. I read somewhere that it is meant as an ode to 80s mystery shows. Perhaps that would have won me over if the script was worthwhile, but it is not.Slaughterhouse Slumber Party
A new girl joins the slumberparty of a group of friends, but she brings dark secrets with her
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Wittenberg
28-05-2024
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There's fun at the bottom end
A preposterous and abysmal movie in every way imaginable, but they made it anyway and somehow that makes it work. I gradually started to dig the humor and puns, and actually had a decent time. Be warned though - after watching this you may conclude that there's something wrong me as well.The Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes
When his clanmembers are taken hostage by other apes, a remaining member needs help of a human to get them back
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Wittenberg
26-05-2024
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An impressive sidequest in the franchise
This time it's a more personal, intimate an detailed story that still fits well in the franchise. It's all very solid en striking, and my emotional involvement with CGI apes was quite remarkable... albeit still not way up there.Immaculate
Girl becomes nun but finds a horrible secret about the monastry
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Wittenberg
26-05-2024
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Not a rip-off, but not really impactful either
Aside from some lesser jump-scares, this movie manages to more or less set up it's own atmosphere and personality. It's quite sober and pure, and the lead actress does a good job. Unfortunately, it doesn't get really scary or through provoking, and it is unable to reap the creepiness of religion.Sentinel
Three spacewarriors timetravel to earth to defeat a sentinel lurking there
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Wittenberg
20-05-2024
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Boring and confusing spacepulp
There is some stuff in here that I thought was okay-ish, but this still is a C-class bottom shelve product. The boring and confusing screenplay (which made me doze of several times), the hopeless dialogues and the disjointed (stock?)music are just some of the problems.Mandy
When his wife is violently murdered by hippie reli psychos, the man takes revenge
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Wittenberg
20-05-2024
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A revenge trip low on script
It really is a rather straightforward revenge story, but it is presented with a trippy and artistic flair that gives it depth and some relevance. The usage of animation was really interesting but seemed underdeveloped. More story would have made this better.Bodkin
A team of of 3 distinct personalities goes to an irish village to make a true crime podcast about dissappeared locals
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Wittenberg
19-05-2024
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A bold and quirky detective, just not for me
These series should win a lot of fans, with a remarkable lighthearted vibe, quirky characters and plenty of small-town detective-work. For me personally, I just wasn't thrilled by it. Everything was too unlikely, convenient and too written out for that. I am not even sure I liked everyone.Spaceman
An astronaut on a solo mission has a hard team dealing with a breakup with his wife, but then gets a very special friend to help him through
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Wittenberg
17-05-2024
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A warm and unique spacemovie about relationships
This is probably the exact philosophical, dreamy, oddball, puzzling and emotional relationship movie it needs to be and wants to be. My slight desire for a bit more juice is probably misplaced.Kandahar
When his secret mission is exposed, a CIA operative and his guide must make it out of Afghanistan when all extremists groups in existence come after him
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Wittenberg
15-05-2024
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Decent, but outclassed by a slightly similar movie
The developing relationship between the man and his guide reminded my of the movie 'The Covenant', but I was less moved or convinced by this one. Likewise, the action and thrills are sufficient for an exciting watch, but also less slick and less nail-biting than said movie.Even Horizon
A space rescue team heads out for a mysterious spaceship that suddenly reappears after having been lost, coming back from a dark and unknown place.
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Wittenberg
15-05-2024
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A horror scifi classic
After re-watching this classic, I found it was a bit goofy at times, and the story, despite the deep theme, was actually quite plain: they want to get on the ship, then they want to get off. However, this still is one of the best and most entertaining combinations of horror and scifi you can find.Cosmic Sin
When extraterrestrial live is discovered, a team goes to another planet to neutralize the threat, bringing an old veteran with them
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Wittenberg
05-05-2024
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crappy
I knew this was crappy ,but I was hoping it would turn into some amusing goofball entertainment. But is really was just crappy, with long tiresome dialogues ("They may very well be alive, but highly unlikely"), gutless combat and no real sense of being in the future.Land of Bad
The succes of a dangerous rescue mission relies heavily on the supporting drone operators
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Wittenberg
28-04-2024
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Flawed but effective war action
I thought the main hero was a bit of a dissonant cardboard pretty boy, and the uninterested, TV watching ground support team was just preposterous. Other that that, it still is a tense, heart pounding movie, in a way that only war movies seem to tickle me.Paradise
In a future where people can sell years of their live for money, allowing the rich to get younger, a couple gets caught in a web
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Wittenberg
28-04-2024
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A fair but plain future crime story
A fine futuristic crime story providing adequate friday-evening entertainment. I did find everything was a bit plain, lacking energy or a really tight script. It needs a better, less generic title too.Taeter City
In a future where criminals are turned into burgers, people hunt for an individual who seems immune to the controlling radiowaves. Or something.
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Wittenberg
24-04-2024
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A bizarre gore anarchy
Initially I was wondering if there was going to be any point to this, but gradually the continuous very gory executions, set against this totalitarian society with continuous advertisement for human meat.... somehow began to work. Very rebellious and sickening. For some, that is a plus.Rebel Moon – Part Two: The Scargiver
The assembled squad must now defend the farmers against the evil space people
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Wittenberg
21-04-2024
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A failure with some nice looking stuff here and there
In the end there was some satisfying space warfare porn, and I like how this movie has it's own distinct look. But other than that this is such a strange failure. 100% flat characters, cringy lines, kitschy slowmotion scenes of grain harvesting, and an overall sluggishness woven throughout it all.Cryo
People wake up - prematurely? - from their cryo tubes and need to find out who's who and what's happening
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Wittenberg
21-04-2024
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Nice story. Now what we need is a good script.
The premise, including the twist at the end, is decent enough. It's just so dull, long and low budget that I was struggling to stay awake.Stopmotion
A woman tries to complete the stopmotionfilm of her dying mother, leading her into a surreal trip where the movie becomes part of real life
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Wittenberg
17-04-2024
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An original and pretty good horror
There can be something eerie about many stop motion films, so using it as the basis for a horror is an exciting move. It is well done with stylish and moody imaginary and a good doze of surrealism. Halfway through though, the curve flattens as it sort of goes to autopilot. Still, nice little findImaginary
Family is confonted with an evil imaginary friend of the youngest daughter
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Wittenberg
14-04-2024
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A great idea planted in fruitless soil
What a fantastic idea to make horror about imaginary friends. Unfortunately, this movie had just one moment that impressed me. The rest is a formulaic affair with a badly acting daughter, some stupid lines an characters, missed opportunities and a generic trademark Blumhouse horrormovie feel to it.Dune: Part Two
Paul joins the Fremen on Arakis. Some say he is the chosen one to lead their cause.
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Wittenberg
10-04-2024
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An epic epic
This part spends more time on the characters and the tribe rituals, but there is also epicness in large quantities, making this a massive joy to simply experience. But I have to say, there's still something preventing it from truly knocking your socks off.Insidious: The Red Door
Father and son forgot their trauma through hypnosis, but when the son goes to college, the past comes back.
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Wittenberg
09-04-2024
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Uninspired and uncapable
An utterly uninspired attempt to do some more with this franchise. It looses any creepiness early on, only to continue with a tiresome, slow and predictable waste of time.Pi
A man obsessed with numbers looses his mind where he tries to find patterns in both the stock exchange and the Tora
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Wittenberg
08-04-2024
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A pleasant fix of gloomy weirdness
I wonder if it's just because of the black and white that it reminded me of Eraserhead? Or was it also the sweaty claustrophobic cinematography, the insanity and otherworldlyness of it all? Who knows. It's a cult niche thing, but a worthy one for sure.3 Body Problem
When science appears to be broken, a group of scientists discover an amazing upcoming event causing it
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Wittenberg
04-04-2024
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Not perfect, but loaded with plenty of scifi perks
There were quite a few elements that I found a bit of-putting - mainly that this world cataclysmic event only seemed to occupy a small group of befriended people - but this did not take away from the fact that it is a highly enjoyable scifi epic, loaded with strange stuff and enticing mystery.Creepozoids
A group of deserted soldiers (?) in a post nucelar world hide in a lab, but there even bigger dangers await
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Wittenberg
03-04-2024
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A bad movie the way I like 'em
Poor effects, attacking rat puppets that move only because the actors handles them, a nonsensical story, unnecessary nudity and people running through the same hallways over and over. And that's just for starters. But it's all quite quirky and amusing.Galaxy of Terror
A rescue mission to a crashed spaceship makes the rescue crew face their deepest fears
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Wittenberg
03-04-2024
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A poor but amusing alien clone
Even if it is nowhere near as good, it steals a lot of scenery and creepiness form Alien, which is okay with me. It really is a poor-mans version of said movie, but in a fun and sympathetic way, and it manages to bring in some memorable scenes of it's own.Deep Fear
A sailor rescues two shiprecked people, which leads into an ordeal of crime and shark invested waters
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Wittenberg
24-03-2024
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Another crap shark movie
When the lead is a pumped up bimbo with spot-on make-up even after two deepdives, shot in numerous preposterous shots to show her curves, a movie is pretty much lost. Add crappy acting and a poor script and it becomes hopeless. Two shark attack scenes were surprisingly ok compared to the rest of it.Animalia
As a woman struggles to get back to her husband, strange things happen to the world around her
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Wittenberg
24-03-2024
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A beautiful mystery
The things are in fact quite vague, and I am not even sure I understand what was happening. But somehow is doesn't really matter. It is a journey of believable, interesting people that grabs and enchants you, without knowing where it is going.Kung Fu Panda 4
While in search for a succesor, the panda must face his most formidable foe(s) yet
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Wittenberg
23-03-2024
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The secret ingredient was missing
One of those curious cases where everything seems to be in place, yet still something's not quite right, and you can't pinpoint what it is. It is made just fine, but I had trouble getting into it, getting exciting by it, and remembering much of it.Alien Invasion
A group of partying kids accidentaly hatch an alien and now need to stay alive
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Wittenberg
23-03-2024
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Amateur movie without an x factor
Looks like it was put together in a weekend with a bunch of friends who acquired an alien suite. I was looking for some quirks to make this worthwhile still, but was unable to find any. It's hardly an invasion, but perhaps at this level that doesn't even matter.Lovely, Deep and Dark
A ranger wanders through a huge reserve, searching for the many people who went mssing there, and also for something personal
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Wittenberg
21-03-2024
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Another good idea without a strong script to carry it
The was really promising, with something mystical about the woods as she slowly seemed to loose touch with reality. But the script was very minimalist, almost unsure about what the real story was, leaving a somewhat empty feeling and a finale that felt like an desperate attempt to leave a mark.No One Will Save You
A girl versus aliens invading her home
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Wittenberg
20-03-2024
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Mostly a decent home invasion movie
I liked the idea of a single, cute girl in a dress facing such dreadful odds, and it certainly has some strong scenes and moments. After a while though, I thought it became a bit directionless, and the surreal dreamy ending felt slapped on without really knowing what it was supposed to mean.Das Signal
An astronaut dissappears mysteriously after returning to earth. Her husband slowly learns what she discovered in space.
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Wittenberg
14-03-2024
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A pleasant scif mystery
An amusing scifi thriller with a pleasant mellow atmosphere and enough question marks too keep you attached. Through it's fanatic attempts to deliver unexpected twist, it did become rather far fetched and illogical at times.The Covenant
An American soldier's life in Afghanistan is saved by a local translator, a debt he gets to pay back.
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Wittenberg
14-03-2024
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Good and gripping
A good war movie with some tense moments, good performances and a gripping story of debt and friendship. I was quite moved by it. Only their perfect aim, especially compared to the Taliban's, was a bit dissapointing.Gods of the Deep
A submarine crew ventures into deep, to enter a portal leading to a place where ancient gods may reside
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Wittenberg
12-03-2024
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Pulp that almost wins sympathy, but the amateurism was just too much
When you have no budget, is it foolish or courageous to make an underwater movie? Either way, I was tempted to give this fun borderline amateur movie some credit in all it's cheesiness, but the silly story and Numark audio mixer serving as pilot controls were just too distracting.Monolith
The host of a radioshow about the unexplained, picks up on a story about mysterious black bricks - a story that comes close to her as well.
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Wittenberg
10-03-2024
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A decent single location mystery
A risky movie, featuring mostly a single person in a single location, but I thought it succeeded pretty well in setting up an interesting mystery puzzler, with a dash of scifi. There was room for some more intricacies if you ask me, but all in all good job.Eerie
A girl school is haunted. The school psychiatrist (?) tries to find out how this came to be so.
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Wittenberg
08-03-2024
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A tiresome, unscary horror with nothing new to offer
The low saturated colors give this movie a somewhat tight and professional look, but that's just superficial. The truth is that it has only a very loose script and tired cliche horror moments on offer. It really got quite boring and stopped being scary early on.The Road
Father and son try to survive in a ravaged world, where all life has died and the last humans have resorted to cannibalism
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Wittenberg
25-02-2024
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Moving but very comfortless
A very bleak and depressing affair, almost excessively so. You start to wonder if there ought to be some kind of payoff for enduring all of this, but I am not sure there was. But I have to say, I was moved by it.Saw X
When fraudulent people take advantage of the SAW mastermind's cancer, he subjects them to his sinister traps
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Wittenberg
23-02-2024
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Stupid movie that pushed the wrong buttons with me
Were the victims in the previous parts also bad humans, getting what they deserved? I can't remember, but I found it far fetched and dumb. I reached a state of irritation, meaning I also found all these traps ridiculous. I mean how much time would each cost to even set up correctly? I'm out.A Ghost Story
After a deadly car accident, a man wakes up as a ghost and dwells in his former house, with his former girlfriend
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Wittenberg
21-02-2024
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A unique point of view in a unique movie
The long, sometimes very long, static scenes mean this movie will not be for everyone. But for me, it neatly visualized the endless time ghost exist in, until their unresolved issue is dealt with. I also loved the ghost perspective, and it is quite haunting and even touching at times.The Days
Series about the Fukushima disaster
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Wittenberg
20-02-2024
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Surely this was more nerve wrecking?
We followed this series with interest, but it felt like it failed to capture the terrifying race against time this must have been. There's a lot of staring, sitting around, hesitation and discussion. An on-point observation about Japanese culture perhaps, but I wonder if it went this way.Horsehead
A young woman is plagued with nightmares, and tries to master lucid dreaming to figure it out
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Wittenberg
15-02-2024
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A failure
Somewhere in the distance there may be some good intentions, but ultimately this is a failure due to amateuristic direction. It results in loads of random pointless stuff happening for way too long, a lack of a clear story or focus, and not understanding of what makes movies scary.Poor Things
A scientist revives a woman, who then explores the world and herself through the eyes of a child
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Wittenberg
14-02-2024
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An irresistably bizarre and unqiue movie
A wildly bizarre but incredibly rich movie, that is beautiful to look at, features amazing characters, is surprisingly funny and is simply unlike anything else - without being arrogant about it.Occhi Chiusi
A woman is living isolated in the mountains with her daughter, and things get weird. Or something.
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Wittenberg
13-02-2024
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Not only hard to see, also hard to grasp
With dark and often very closed-up imagery, and depressing and slow flow, it certainly has a ominous and unsettling vibe to it. But I found the story too unclear and vague to make much of it. I am not sure what it was about, and that's not always a good thing.Casshern
In some future, a man brought back from the dead - now possessing superpowers - is the only hope against other humans risen from the dead
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Wittenberg
09-02-2024
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A pretty and special movie, but it's hard to be moved by it
With every scene set against artificial backdrops of futuristic steampunk, this is certainly a special looking movie with an mysterious atmosphere to match. It's just that the characters are flat as a pancake, and the story and everything else is so boombastic and unrelatable.Unwelcome
After a home invasion, a young couple moves to the countryside. But new dangers await there, too.
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Wittenberg
04-02-2024
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A unique but tasty cocktail
A remarkable mix of (hard-hitting) home invasion, fairytale folklore horror and perhaps even contemplations about manhood. Even the tone varies from scene to scene. But all in all, it sort of worked. Not a masterpiece, but highly amusing and quite intense at times.No Hard Feelings
A girl gets a car - if she dates an undatable
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Wittenberg
28-01-2024
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Another fine romcom with not much else
It's good for a few laughs and some well dosed emotional depth. But that, unfortunately, seems to be the review I end up writing for every freaking 'romcom' out there. I wish it would have found away to rise above this.Bird Box Barcelona
A man and his daughter are trying to survive in a half-blind world, where seeing creatures means instant suicide
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Wittenberg
28-01-2024
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A fair addition to the tale
My compliments for staying true to the concept, yet finding a story from a new viewpoint, instead of just doing the same movie again (in Barcelona). Overall, it is a pretty tense and entertaining movie, even if it slightly dozes off during the bits between the action.May December
An actress parts up closely with the woman she is going to portay in her next movie, and with her secrets
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Wittenberg
26-01-2024
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Great acting and built-up leading to nothing
A movie filled with a solid cast that are a pleasure to watch, and a story that has the sensation of slowly building up to a climax of some sort. But I don't think it did. Instead it left me with a feeling of being cheated, and wondering what I had been watching.Ghost in the Shell: Arise - Border 2: Ghost Whispers
I think this is before the section 9 team assembled - and the major combats a hack of the entire traffic system
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Wittenberg
25-01-2024
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Like always, a really mixed experience
I have a strange relationship with Ghost in the Shell. Most of it I don't follow, and I might fall asleep numerous times during the tech and political babble. But it is also so irresistibly cool and tasty, often with splendid music, that I keep coming back to it. Like this episode.Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum
Found footage from a Korean ghost hunting documentaryteam, who get what they are looking for
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Wittenberg
21-01-2024
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Scares drowned in annoying team
There is a handful of chilling scenes near the end, but by that time I was too worn-down by the, once again, obnoxious team of selfcontent vloggers. I was getting really tired of the fullscreen close-ups of their sobbing faces, amidst a minimalistic and random story.Unicorn Wars
Adult animation about colorful bears slaying their sworn enemy: unicorns
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Wittenberg
15-01-2024
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Irresitable concept but hard to like
The bizarre story and bloody cartoon violence promised a unique experience, but I found the bears too unlikable and too annoying for this, so it was hard to live the moment with them. The finale partially makes up for it, offering something of a more profound experience.The Free Fall
After a suicide attempt a woman recovers under the care of her husband. But the doens't remember him, or her attempt....
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Wittenberg
14-01-2024
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Ideas were there, movie making skills were not
Near the end of this movie, it features some pretty interesting plot twists and scenery, suggesting that some creative minds were involved. But it contrasts starkly with the rest of the film, which feels very artificial and poorly made, like a cheap TV movie.Babylon
The ups and downs of two actors in the days of the early Hollywood industry
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Wittenberg
14-01-2024
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A loud movie about a world and people that only exist in movies
I probably should write something like "A daring expose of the decadence and ruthlessness of the inner workings of Hollywood", but frankly I found this a rather loud, unpleasantly over the top movie, with unlikable, unrelatable and exaggerated characters. Pretentious and Oscar hungry.The Exorcist: believer
After a midnigth visit to the woods, two girls need exorcism
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Wittenberg
13-01-2024
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Boring, messy, silly and not scary
I was already getting bored with exorcism movies, and this is one certainly isn't turning the tables. The only novelty is that there are two victims at once, and three people doing different kinds of exorcisms at once, which turns into a mess, looks ridiculous and none of it seems to do anything.Leave the World Behind
A family on vacation find themselves cut off from the rest of the world, with an increasingly horryfying realization that something terrible is happening
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Wittenberg
09-01-2024
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A thrillride
All in all a really satisfying movie that draws you in by feeding you small chunks of the puzzle without overdoing or spoiling it. Interesting characters, interesting and well paced story.Battle in Space: The Armada Attacks
Several (unrelated?) scifi stories
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Wittenberg
07-01-2024
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Perhaps if it had decent stories
The stories consist of computer graphics alternated with (amateur?) actors doing stuff, with no real sense of connection. It's all quite hopeless, even if if the clumsiness of it all almost makes it sympathetic. The truly unforgivable sins were the supervague stories and random sensationalist title.Better Than Us
In the future, a precious humanoid robot escapes and finds shelter in a family with their own problems
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Wittenberg
07-01-2024
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No drive
I probably shouldn't be reviewing this as I stopped after 3 episodes, but here i am. The core idea is decent enough, but there's absolutely no energy in the story or the way it was told. Cold and bland, the prospect of watching 13 more terrified me. Perhaps the absence of music was part of it.The Corpse of Anna Fritz
Friends violate the corpse of a celebrity in the morgue, then something unexpected happens
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Wittenberg
03-01-2024
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An uncomfortable subject cleverly twisted into a decent thriller
Although there is obviously necrophilia, the movie manages to keep it watchable without wanting to take a shower afterwards. In fact, it turns into an original and really decent thriller.When Evil Lurks
Two farmers encounter a 'rotten' demonic curse, and must race to stop if from spreading
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Wittenberg
01-01-2024
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The best possession movie I know
The macabre folklore, while slightly weird, gave this a unique atmosphere. The characters are interesting and well acted, and it has some brilliant gut-punch horrorscenes. And finally, it has a constant high tension drive, making it feeling almost like an action movie.À l'intérieur (inside)
A woman has a baby inside her belly and a stalker inside her home
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Wittenberg
01-01-2024
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A very trilling home invasion flick, but not for the fainthearted
It's a unpleasant, painful, violent and - especially towards the end - quite gory movie that is probably too much for the most of us. But I have to say, as a home invasion movie it was very tense en gripping, and the feeling of desolation and hopelessness was very well done.The Black Demon
A family vacation winds up on a decommissioned oilrig with a huge shark patroling the waters
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Wittenberg
01-01-2024
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Lacklustre, even for a a shark movie
For some reason big shark movies get a pass for not being of much quality, but even so this one is a bit problematic. There was a lack of inspiration to do actual sharks scenes, so there's a lot of chatty fillers about the environment and vague folklore. Some subplots even seemed abandoned.The Outwaters
Found footage of 4 friends who went into the desert and encountered various hardships
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Wittenberg
30-12-2023
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found random nonsense
First there's the usual get to know the annoying characters, then for a moment it's slightly interesting, only to then plummet into a mess of unclear, pointless, loud, endless and absolutely RANDOM events thrown at you because noone knew what this was about.The Moon
An ill-fated Korean moon mission turns into a rescue mission
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Wittenberg
30-12-2023
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Looks okay, afwul kitch movie
Space rescue can be quite exciting, and this one looks snappy for sure. Unfortunately, it's filled with plastic characters, overacting and turns into a sludge of melodramatic kitsch with tears over piano music.Cure
Detective investigates murders that appear to have come through hypnosis
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Wittenberg
29-12-2023
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Moody but a bit too emtpy
With it's moody, grainy colors and images, and continuous dread of the unexplained, this had the potential for being quite an intense, under-your-skin thriller/horror. But unfortunately, the slowish plot and an overall empty feeling ment some of the scares were lost.The OA
A missing blind girl one day returns with sight, and an amazing story about the afterlife she entrusts to a small group of people
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Wittenberg
25-12-2023
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Problematic, but the premise may pull you through
Another Netflix endeavor with a mysterious story that is only just able to make you watch the whole thing, but requires you to sit through excruciatingly slow passages and episodes, flat one-trick characters, many dubious plot-points and even some crinche here and there. The twist felt uninspired.Movies found: 1090 | max movies per page: 100 | Showing: 1 - 100
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